Greetings Cards
Humorous greetings cards for any occasion
‘Farmyard Olympics’
As well as writing, more recently I’ve begun to use watercolours and inks to create some humorous greetings cards designs. In particular, I’ve designed a range of blank greetings cards specifically for UK farm shops, called ‘Farmyard Olympics’. These feature various superior specimens of fruit, veg and livestock getting active as they prepare for battle against mass-produced food items from across the globe. The cards include a message on the reverse extolling the virtues of local fresh produce and encouraging shoppers to support their nearest farm shop.
‘Farmyard Olympics’ has been followed by ‘Farmyard Winter Olympics’ (pigs doing the Luge, snowboarding cows and figure skating chickens…you get the picture) and ‘Talking Turkey’ ranges – just in time for Christmas.
See below for some sample illustrations of my ‘Farmyard Olympics’ range and if you’re interested in stocking some of my cards, I’d love to hear from you.
Sample Illustrations…
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‘Farmyard Winter Olympics’ and ‘Talking Turkey’ Christmas Cards
Humorous and highly original farm-themed Christmas cards including a message on the back promoting local produce. For an additional £10, these cards can be personalised with your business name and address making them the perfect choice for a ‘corporate’ Christmas card. Below are four samples from a total of 10 designs.











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Likes: trail running; peanut butter on toast; Wallace & Gromit; country pubs; Green & Black's chocolate; the smell of freshly mown grass